Try not to get this song stuck in your head, we dare you!

It’s no secret that we love the Mayo Pension Plan! We promote its worth often with passion and conviction, reminding employees that Mayo Clinic is one of the few Fortune 500 companies that continue to offer a pension plan. It almost makes us want to sing out the virtues of this exceptional employee benefit.

Therefore, in the spirit of the holiday season, we share a humble jingle about the value of this premier employee benefit.

Sing to the tune of “Jingle Bells”:

Dashing through the years

At a Mayo Clinic site

Nothing shall you fear

Mayo's on your side

Turning sixty-five

Retired now you are

Elect a paycheck for your life

With this you will go far

Pension plan, pension plan, pensions prevent strife

Oh what luck it is to have a paycheck throughout life

Pension plan, pension plan, pensions prevent strife

Oh what luck it is to have a paycheck throughout life

If there’s a composer in you, we would welcome your jingle about your favorite Mayo Clinic employee benefit!  You can enter it in the comments below or e-mail the Benefits Education Team at benefitsinformation@mayo.edu.

Happy and Healthy Holidays to all!